Lazaras -- EP 2001

"I've never wanted to get to church quicker in my life than when I heard this record."
-- Chris Long, Brevard Live

Track Listing:  Dead by Dawn, The Return, Horror High, They're Coming For Me,
Slaughter High, Dirge

Chuck's Thoughts -- This is the first EP.  We've change quite a bit since this album
was recorded.
$5.00
Lazaras -- My Dead Girlfriend  (2005)

Track Listing: Nightmare in a Rotting Brain, The Return, Buried In My Backyard,
They're Coming For Me, Euphoric Plague, Vampire Bride, My Dead Girlfriend

Chuck's Thoughts -- Fun Horror Punk.  With the addition of Jon on the skins, Lazaras
truly became the band my brother and I had envisioned.  Our kindred spirits, and our
love of horror movies, show on this seven song cd.
$7.00
Lazaras -- Dead Chicks Can't Say No (2006)

Track Listing: You Broke My Heart I'll Break Your Skull, Hell Raiser, Dead Chicks Can't
Say No, All In My Head, Ghost of Gettysburg, Tears of Blood, I'm Gone, This Hell My
Life, Buried In My Backyard, Bend You Break You, Life Sucks When You're Already
Dead, I Hate You, It All Works Out For Me

$10.00
"Twenty-six songs in thirty-two minutes -- I haven't had this much fun since I discovered the
Angry Samoans." -- Alex Hartley

Track Listing:  Whatever, Grow Up Shut Up, Love in My Sock, Instant Punk, I Can't Believe She
Fucked That Loser, I'm in College, Russian Dog Girls, F-U-C-K, Fuck Love, Rubber Baby Bop,
Your Love, Really Slack Blues, Florida Nightmare, Hindenburg, Date Rape, If I Was Married to
Courtney I'd Blow My Head Off Too, I Wanna Suck Face With Jeannine, Ballad, I Was a
Teenage Metalhead, Wrong Side of 17, (I Wanna Be) Ron Jeremy, 2 Inches 2 Minutes, L.U.G.,
No Life Crisis, Another Day In the Life, Opie's Got a Boner

Chuck's Thoughts -- What more can I say?  Classic Skurvy.
$6.00
Skurvy the Clown -- Obsessive Repulsive

Track Listing:  What's Goin' On, Elvis Stole My El Camino, Beer Bong, Hit It and Split,
Frankenhooker, Trailer Park Earth, G.G. Allen Was My Dad, My Girlfriend Looks Like a Boy, I
Don't Wanna Be Me, Eat the Dead (mix 138), $5 Crackwhore, I'm So Glad, Eat the Dead (don't
CRAMP my style mix), We're Not Allowed to Have Sex Anymore, Desperate, Born to Sell Out,
F.M.C., Love It When You Leave, Let's Get the Dog Stoned, My Girl No More, Shoulda
Wrapped It,  I Don't Want You Around, Message

Chuck's Thoughts -- This album was fun to make.  We had a bit more time and an extra three
bucks between us, so the production quality is better than on
Courtney.  We even managed to
raise Robyn Blair from the dead for a couple of songs.
$8.00
Skurvy the Clown -- If I Was Married to Courtney I'd Blow My Head Off Too T-shirt.

Album cover on high-quality black t-shirt.  There's only a few of these left!

Limited supply.

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Lazaras T-Shirt -- Dead Chicks Can't Say No

This shirt features the album cover art on a
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Lazaras -- Bat Logo Shirt

The Bat is back by popular demand!  

We ran out of these a few months ago but
we've had so many request we ordered more.

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Lazaras -- Three Ghouls Shirt

My Dead Girlfriend album cover.  

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